What I wanna know is WHY isn't vlad in "Priesthood Meeting" about this time on a Sunday Mormoning and instead is huffing and puffing about the ramification of Mormon beliefs here on WM?
What I wanna know is WHY isn't vlad in "Priesthood Meeting" about this time on a Sunday Mormoning and instead is huffing and puffing about the ramification of Mormon beliefs here on WM?
Hey, Vlad, are you a stand-up Mormon who is really ready to get to the heart of the matter?
Is it true that God and Mother God procreated Jesus, Satan and all of us as brothers and sisters so that we might have opportunity through the "preexistence" to inherit a body and then go on to become Gods ourselves?
You guys don't like to talk about that much, do ya.
Possibly because his ward shares a building with another ward and his ward starts later?
LOL.....
You guys are incredibly funny!!
This is a great example of you guys arguing and complaining about something LDS that you THINK you know but in reality are clueless.
Thanks for that!
Yep, could very well be. My "ward" (Monument Park 8th) shared the building with the 7th ward, and one Sunday I had forgotten that the two wards had switiched places, and I entered the "Sacrament Meeting" a tad late and didn't recognize one person...only then did I realize my mistake!!
Now, instead of cries of "mockery..how dare you..." I'd love it for a Mormon to tell us how incarnate gods procreate spirit babies.
Last time I looked, the Bible taught, "like begets like"!!
Does this mean you don't share your ward facility with another ward, vlad? Just how is this "arguing and complaining" about ANYTHING?
I merely wondered how it was you're HERE and not in your ward.
Oops! Got to get to church on time, JD. ;-)Yep, could very well be. My "ward" (Monument Park 8th) shared the building with the 7th ward, and one Sunday I had forgotten that the two wards had switiched places, and I entered the "Sacrament Meeting" a tad late and didn't recognize one person...only then did I realize my mistake!!
A meeting house here in Yuma shares time with THREE wards. I chuckled (inside) when it was announced that the meeting time was going to change. The bishop informed the ward that they were being bumped to a different time slot. People grumbled on the way out.
I'm so thankful that I'm not "ordered" to attend a specific church at a specific time... or else I might not be considered "worthy."
So what if I go to the Baptist church or First Christian?
So what if I go to the 9:30 or the 11:00.
Mormonism really makes me wonder why people put up with it.
Exactly. God begets God.Now, instead of cries of "mockery..how dare you..." I'd love it for a Mormon to tell us how incarnate gods procreate spirit babies.
Last time I looked, the Bible taught, "like begets like"!!
Man begets man.
Why don't Mormons get it?
I mean, they give the Bible away on T.V., right?
It's the same Bible that we read.
Here's a personal playing "hooky" story for you, Vlad. A couple of friends and I showed up for "Sacrement Meeting", were in the back row...stayed about 5 minutes before getting totally bored, walked out, went to the local McDonalds, ate big Macs, and got back just as it was ending...and no one was the wiser!!
LOL....
Awwww, poor Russ. Thinks that if nobody will will his games than 'they must not care about my soul'.
Nope. that aint it.
We just know that you already know EVERYTHING about Mormonism, right?
So your questions don't matter much in light of the fact that YOU already believe you HAVE the answers.
So have fun at mormon.org.
So, vlad...what's the "official" answer to the "how" of incarnate gods having celestial sex, procreating spirit babies??
Good for them.Here's a personal playing "hooky" story for you, Vlad. A couple of friends and I showed up for "Sacrement Meeting", were in the back row...stayed about 5 minutes before getting totally bored, walked out, went to the local McDonalds, ate big Macs, and got back just as it was ending...and no one was the wiser!!
I'm not playing hooky.
I'm by no means an expert on Mormonism. I've repeated that several times.LOL....
Awwww, poor Russ. Thinks that if nobody will will his games than 'they must not care about my soul'.
Nope. that aint it.
We just know that you already know EVERYTHING about Mormonism, right?
So your questions don't matter much in light of the fact that YOU already believe you HAVE the answers.
So have fun at mormon.org.
But I do know this:
Mormon God procreated with Mother God to produce Jesus, Satan and all of us as brothers and sisters. After these "intelligences" were brought into being in such manner as "spirit children" they were then given the chance to take on "tabernacles of flesh and bone" on planet earth in what's known as the "mortal probation."
No?
Explain it to me.
Perhaps I'll find some answers at Mormon.org. I'll be sure to keep you informed.
To not know the exact way something works = absurd?
I guess most of the trinitarians I've talked to have yet to see the absurdity of their belief in the trinity.
The main problem is that the Bible teaches one God, not many gods. You believe in many gods which makes you polytheistic but also puts you at odds with the Bible.