Exactly!
I only type keystrokes approved by my pastor.
When it comes to driving a car, oy vey, it gets even worse. I can only drive in straight lines, and between the white lines at that. Any turns, left, right, or U, require approval too.
Last week was a real bummer.
I mean, a REAL bummer. You wouldn't believe the predicament.
I had to drive to the store to buy milk. I did the right thing. I took my cell phone with me to make sure that I would have voice contact with the Mother Ship.
I thought for sure the pastor would be in his office to guide me.
I headed out onto the main drag towards the store. I called the pastor at star base Mother Ship to receive authorization to turn left.
The pastor was on vacation!
Can you believe it?!!!
I pulled over to the side of the road, locked the car doors to stay safe, and called for a tow truck.
That was a really, really bad day.
The thinking has been done.