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    Default Fun Purchases for TBMs!

    You can order Mormon jewelry on line: http://deseretbook.com/LDS-Jewelry/N...b_category:269

    I'm sure Mormons will find the SLC door knob necklace especially attractive! Or, imagine the pleasure of wearing the Liahona! One can never go wrong with that! And then there's always the Nauvoo temple in antique gold: http://www.theldsstore.com/nauvoo-te...Q#.Ut1f1NLn_jA

    At the Nauvoo gift shop there were little cute statues of Joseph Smith and Emma - together, so loving and enjoying nuptial bliss! I always wondered if you couldn't buy 34 additional statues of women to place around them - along with a vial of poison (Smith accused Emma of trying to poison him you know) you could attach to the Emma statue! And then, maybe a replica of the adultery angel hanging out with a sword. Gosh, what fun!

    Imagine having a playhouse replica of the Nauvoo mansion (when it had all those extra boarding rooms attached). You could play house with Emma and Joe statues, and then place the "extra" women in other bedrooms! Watch the fun as Joe sneaks downstairs to visit the Partridge sisters, the Lawrence sisters, or Eliza Snow! So cute, and instructive for the kiddies, too!
    Oath formerly taken by Mormons promising not to reveal secret Mormon temple rituals: "Should we do so, we agree to have our breasts cut open and our hearts and vitals torn from our bodies and given to the birds of the air and the beasts of the field."

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    James Banta
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apologette View Post
    You can order Mormon jewelry on line: http://deseretbook.com/LDS-Jewelry/N...b_category:269

    I'm sure Mormons will find the SLC door knob necklace especially attractive! Or, imagine the pleasure of wearing the Liahona! One can never go wrong with that! And then there's always the Nauvoo temple in antique gold: http://www.theldsstore.com/nauvoo-te...Q#.Ut1f1NLn_jA

    At the Nauvoo gift shop there were little cute statues of Joseph Smith and Emma - together, so loving and enjoying nuptial bliss! I always wondered if you couldn't buy 34 additional statues of women to place around them - along with a vial of poison (Smith accused Emma of trying to poison him you know) you could attach to the Emma statue! And then, maybe a replica of the adultery angel hanging out with a sword. Gosh, what fun!

    Imagine having a playhouse replica of the Nauvoo mansion (when it had all those extra boarding rooms attached). You could play house with Emma and Joe statues, and then place the "extra" women in other bedrooms! Watch the fun as Joe sneaks downstairs to visit the Partridge sisters, the Lawrence sisters, or Eliza Snow! So cute, and instructive for the kiddies, too!
    Be NICE!! It's hard enough for the LDS to understand that Smith didn't even try to keep the commandments he gave in the 132nd section of the D&C.. Emma never knew about even half the women that were married to Joseph.. IHS jim

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