Quote Originally Posted by Christodoulos View Post
I think you're all wet.

The literal belief in six day creation and creating the female from the rib story and the forbidden fruit story ,and the talking snake story ,taken all together represent the greatest threat to the Christian Scriptures ,not to mention the Christian Faith itself. And this by exposing the sacred beliefs of Christianity to ridicule ;in the same way snake handlers and flat earthers do. You're no friend of Jesus.
The resurrection and virgin birth "stories" are ridiculed all the time, perhaps even more than the other "stories" you mentioned. Shall we find man made alternatives for these also? As for me being a friend of Jesus, thankfully it is He who decides that.